This song is literally my childhood. Fuck.
"If you had stayed nearby, would I have grown up in your image?
If so, then it’s good that you left.
They say “like father, like son.”
Is that the reason that I constantly feel like I don’t exist?
I lost my fallen teeth to the bottom of the pillow.
I lost all my sleep on Christmas Eve.
And I’d do it all over for the little optimism that I harboured before you taught me to never believe.
I just can’t stand to see the same old walls.
Try to leave me all alone.
I don’t want to see you at all.
I can’t help it. I’m bottling everything up.
You promised you would deliver me.
You promised you’d keep me safe and sound.
Father, the day you die I hope you die in a living room.
I hope the irony does not let you laugh.
I hope the life that flashes before your eyes is mine and it doesn’t flash fast.
If you had stayed nearby, would you have taught me to vanish?
If so, then it’s all for the best.
They say “like father, like son.”
Is that the reason that every time a person loves me I find it hard to love them back?”
isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan
…what the actual fuck
I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN
nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.
okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).
Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.
So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow
Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.
It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook’s hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.” and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
Madolche Queen Tiaramisu
2 Level 4 “Madolche” monsters
Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then target up to 2 “Madolche” cards in your Graveyard; shuffle those cards into the Deck, then shuffle cards your opponent controls into the Deck, up to the number of cards returned.
Can Be Found In: Abyss Rising (ABYR-EN048)
Madolche monsters are adorable creatures which are underrated even having a high competitive potential. While the rest of decks has a single chance to use their main resources, the Madolche will keep recycling their archetype cards over and over, stacking in the hand for make bigger swarm moves each turn thanks to "Madolche Chateau". Even without that, the archetype can easily combine with other strategies and make different builds, from Synchro swarm to focusing on "Madolche Puddingcess".
"Queen Tiaramisu" is a very dangerous monster in several aspects which can be quickly summoned once needed as being Rank 4. By retrieving Madolche cards (Not only monsters), the Queen will shuffle back opponent cards to the deck, becoming a very disruptive effect to much decks which will prefer their cards going to the graveyard for use with other cards, along obtaining back to the deck Madolche spells and trap cards, along monsters which went to the graveyard as their main effect of going back to the deck didn’t trigger.
Though this monster is most likely to come out in late game or the opponent has cards to get rid of, that doesn’t stop her to appear easily on the field in the very first turns and ruin the opponent setup. A combination of "Madolche Magileine" and "Ultimate Offering" or "Double Summon" can easily Xyz Summon the Queen without loosing much hand advantage, with "Madolche Cruffssant" bouncing back “Magileine” for increase his level along reusing the searcher. “Cruffssant” will also trigger "Madolche Ticket", which if we are already controlling “Queen Tiaramisu” or “Madolche Puddingcess”, we will summon a monster from the deck. In a similar way, "Madolche Hootcake" won’t have the level but yes an easy method to obtain a Level 4 monster. Last, "Madolchepalooza" will trigger a swarm of cute monsters, giving us the chance to summon several “Queen Tiaramisu” in a single turn.
The big threat this Xyz has is not just able to disrupt opponent setups, but is once “Madolche Chateau” is on the field. Since retrieving Madolche cards is an effect, the field spell will make selected Madolche monsters go to the hand, obtaining even more card advantage against our opponents. Not only that, but this also triggers “Madolche Ticket” which since the Queen is on the field, we can special summon other Madolche monsters like “Madolche Puddingcess” in charge of destroy the opponent backrow, or "Madolche Messengelato" if we are controling a beast-type Madolche.
Probably the big drawback “Madolche Queen Tiaramisu” has is the fact the archetype is always recycling their cards, making her effect a chance to only have a single Madolche card to recycle (One of the Xyz materials). For solve this and make her effect complete, try to summon first other Xyz monsters like "Number 17: Leviathan Dragon", "Fairy King Albverdich", or "M-X-Saber Invoker", activating their effects while making a Madolche monster ready in the graveyard.
Overall, “Queen Tiaramisu” is a big menace for several decks which relies on graveyard abuse and field pressence instead of bouncing or shuffling their own cards. “Madolche Chateau” makes the game even more unfair for the opponent, as while they lose card advantage and possible graveyard resources, we obtain back to our hand Madolche monsters for keep using over and over again for bigger setups, until swarm the field with their members or monsters from the Extra Deck. And not only that, as she also keeps the graveyard clean of monsters, “Madolche Puddingcess” will get her full potential along her counter traps, "Madolche Tea Break" and "Madolche Nights", giving us even more control of the game.
Personal Rating: A+